Title: Spock the Sexy Vulcan

Author: Saavant

Contact: saavaant @ yahoo . com

Series: TOS

Rating: [Explicit]

Codes: K/S

Part: 1/1

Summary: Just a filksong about--who else?-- Spock the sexy Vulcan.

Archive: Fine with me.

Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns Kirk and Spock. Peter, Paul and Mary own the tune to which this song is set. Nobody pays me for this.

SPOCK THE SEXY VULCAN

Spock the sexy Vulcan
Lived in the skies,
And served as science officer
Aboard the Enterprise...

James T. Kirk, his captain,
Loved that devil Spock,
And fantasized about his ears,
And dreamed about his cock...

Spock the sexy Vulcan
enjoyed his evening jerk
imagining delightful things
To do with Captain Kirk...

Together they would travel,
Best friends through thin and thick
(though Jimmy longed to be impaled
on Spock's gigantic dick)...

Great Admirals admired
the medals they would earn,
and Klingon ships would lower their cloaks
To shoot them from astern...

But Spock the sexy Vulcan
and his beloved Jim
Would save the day and each would pray
The other wanted him...

A Vulcan lives for ages,
provided he endures
That crazy mess of horniness
That comes each seven years...

One fine day it happened;
Meditation didn't work,
And Spock was stranded in a cave
With no one there but Kirk...

His face was flushed in passion;
His green cock wept like rain,
And Jim observed and promised he
would ease the Vulcan's pain...

Without his life-long friend,
Whom he had vowed to save,
Kirk could not be happy, so
He slipped into the cave...

Spock the sexy Vulcan
Lived in peace of mind,
And frolicked gaily all night long
In the land of Kirk's behind.

END

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