Title: 1-900-PON-FARR
Author: Saavant
Contact: saavaant @ yahoo . com
Series: VOY, sort of
Rating: [Moderate Content]
Codes: ?
Part: 1/1
Summary: Miss T'Right has a mate for you.
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns 'em. I don't, and I can't profit monetarily from writing about them.
Archive: Sure.
Note: This is the ad that inspired Salatrel's hilarious story "The Phone Call." I have adjusted it to be a drabble.
Feeling that septennial urge again?
Losing your logic?
Your wife 60,000 lightyears away and that sexy Borg still disproving the theory that resistance is futile?
Don't worry, you can still live long and prosper!
Call Miss T'Right's Mating Service at 1-900-PON-FARR!
Access to infinitely diverse partners to suit any preference (not that you have many preferences that matter to you at this point)! Deltans, Orions, Andorians... we can even pair you up with another desperate Vulcan who has called 1-900-PON-FARR!
Remember, that's 1-900-PON-FARR (for those real emergencies, try 1-900-PLA-KTOW).
Hope to hear from you soon at Miss T'Right's Mating Service!
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