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Summary: Spock and Sarek argue about blood and water.
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Said Sarek to his wayward Starfleet son,
"You should present our family with an heir.
You know this cannot easily be done
When you and Kirk are having an affair."
Said Spock, "Far more important is my need
For Jim's sweet taste when he is climaxing,
And surely he would rather drink my seed
Than waste it on a bastard like T'Pring."
Demanded Sarek, shocked and scandalized,
"Do you not value our genetic line?"
"Not much," was Spock's retort. "More highly prized
Is Jim's unrivaled skill at sixty-nine."
"Blood is more thick than water," Sarek cried.
"Blood is less thick than semen," Spock replied.
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