Title: Suck and Blow
Contact: saavaant @ yahoo . com
Codes: B/f, G/B
Summary: The sequel I have been wanting to write for that old story of BGM's. Having found that Cardassian guys are girls, Julian tries a Cardassian girl.
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns 'em. I don't, and I can't profit monetarily from writing about them.
"Doctor, please! For the umpteenth time, I thought you were *versed* in Cardassian physicality. Women bear the seeding implementations. We do not."
"So I'm dating a girl - when all I've dated before were girls. I should date a Cardassian girl to actually say I went out with a guy!"
--"First Time, Last Time" by BGM
"Hello," said Julian. "Just who I'd been hoping to meet."
"I don't believe I know you," said the young lady ordering her drink at the bar stool next to him.
"I don't, but you're from Cardassia, aren't you?"
"No, I just wear ridges for the heck of it. Of course I'm from Cardassia. What, you have some particular desire to meet a Cardassian?"
"A Cardassian girl." Julian took a deep swallow of his drink. "So I can say I've been with a guy." He laughed, not happily.
The Cardassian's eyebrow ridges wrinkled in curiosity. "You aren't acting like yourself, are you?"
"As you pointed out a moment ago, you don't know me."
"But you're acting like you aren't acting the way you usually act. I can tell. You've got it written all over you: 'Disaster recently experienced in love life, entire personality totally messed up until such time as disaster is resolved.' Why don't you get it off your chest? I'm as good a person to talk to as any. My name's Kanara, by the way."
"I come from an eccentric family. I was conceived when my parents had been indulging a bit too heavily in kanar one night, and I was named accordingly. Go on. Tell me about your disaster."
Julian groaned and finished his drink in one wild gulp. "I don't want to talk about it, all right? Let's just say I found out that the love of my life is going to have to be the *intellectual* love of my life."
"What, you were in love, but the other person only wanted to be friends?"
"We were both in love with each other, but it turned out we didn't work physically, okay?"
As little as Julian wanted to talk, he was actually finding it a kind of release. He might as well get whatever release he could, he thought bitterly.
He was still crushed that he and Garak hadn't had successful sex... he was still angry at himself for not having been better prepared... he was still frustrated with the circumstances that had somehow always surrounded his medical treatments of Garak. Doctors in this day and age often had to treat species they hadn't studied in much detail, but it seemed a cruel trick of fate that Garak had *always* required treatment in locations far removed from the genitals, never giving Julian a chance to find out professionally the information that he had eventually had to acquire in such a comically horrible way.
But mostly, at this moment, Julian Bashir was sexually frustrated.
"We tried having sex, and it was horrible. And, as much as we love each other, and as much as we're determined to continue being... intellectually in love... well, a guy has physical needs too."
Kanara nodded. "And so you went off to find a Cardassian girl."
"I don't know what I was thinking, actually." Julian blushed in discomfort. "I'm on shore leave. It's not unusual for me to go to a bar on shore leave, and in fact there have been quite a few times when I've gone to bars with the hope of getting laid. But this time... I don't know. I felt worried."
"Worried that you wouldn't get laid? Or that you would, and your intellectual lover would find out?"
"I don't know! My intellectual lover and I have discussed this. We agreed there's no point in taking a vow of chastity just because the person you love isn't sexually compatible with you. We're both free to get physical with whomever we want to. But going out looking for someone else... seems, well, unfaithful."
Kanara finished her drink and stood up, putting her hand on Julian's shoulder. "Well, look at it this way. You're *intellectually* in love, right?"
"So as long as you don't get *intellectually* involved with someone else, you're not cheating on anyone. Come on, there are rooms in the back."
Minutes later, Julian was naked on a couch, legs spread, with a hard erection sticking up in Kanara's face. At least she had known about human males having the external genitals, so she hadn't run out of the room in horror, or started throwing up or anything. Julian wondered how Cardassians managed, having the women penetrate the men. Didn't that make the men the women, and vice versa? How did you define things like that?
He abruptly stopped thinking when Kanara put her mouth on him. Damn, he was aroused. He hadn't been expecting to be able to get much pleasure from a stranger, after the disaster with Garak, but it had just been too long since he'd had sex. It was a great release of tension to just let himself feel everything, not to think about love, not to think at all. And it felt good. But... hey, what was she doing?
The mouth on his cock had taken him in pretty far, and the lips were tight around his shaft, but instead of pulling at him, she was filling her mouth with her breath. Her cheeks were swelling outward, and the air pressure inside was increasing, creating a strangely pleasant tightness around him. But it wasn't at all what he had expected. And it felt as if some air might go up his tract any second, and he wasn't sure how that would feel.
"You're not sucking."
The Cardassian pulled her mouth off Julian's hard-on. "Am I supposed to?"
"Traditionally, yes. It's called sucking dick."
"I thought it was called a blow job."
"That too. But that doesn't mean you're supposed to blow."
"Then it should be called a suck job. Sucking is the opposite of blowing."
"You're right. I was just curious."
Kanara sat up, resting her hands on Julian's thighs. "So am I, then," she commented. "If humans do it by sucking, how is that supposed to be pleasurable?"
"What do you mean?" said Julian, looking at her strangely. "It's pleasurable because it feels kind of like being inside someone. You know."
"If that's all there is to it, why do anything with one's mouth? Why not just let the guy be in there, as if he were 'inside someone'?"
"Well, I guess the sucking encourages the semen to come out. I haven't really thought about it much."
Kanara jumped to her feet, shocked.
"You mean semen comes *out* of a human penis?"
"Of course. What did you think it did?"
"You know..." Kanara grimaced, then sat down on the edge of the couch, arms resting on her legs. "I hadn't thought about it much either. Human sex, I mean. I had heard that the male penetrates the female, and I had wondered how he could be male then..."
"I wondered the same thing about Cardassians," put in Julian. "In reverse. How can a girl be a girl if she's the one who penetrates?"
They looked at each other for a long moment, and slowly, their faces began to change in comprehension.
"The human guy puts his dick inside the human girl," said Kanara, "and the come goes out of him through it!"
"And the Cardassian man," answered Julian, "has the semen inside him, and the woman has to go in and get it!"
Simultaneously, suddenly, they began laughing.
"So when a Cardassian gets a blow job," said Julian, as they lounged on the couch getting the last few giggles out of their systems, "she actually likes to have her erection blown into, so it feels like semen is about to go in."
"Right," chuckled Kanara. "Because a Cardassian girl's orgasm isn't a squirting experience, more of... well... a sucking one."
"And to get her cock to suck, you have to blow. Well, I'll keep that in mind when I try blowing a Cardassian girl, then."
Kanara ran a hand up his neck, past his chin to his mouth. "And how soon do you think that will be?"
"I don't know." Julian thought a moment, trying to figure out how he felt. "I guess this has left me, well, not quite as horny as I was. Too many botched sexual encounters in too short a time." He smiled ruefully. "When I feel more sure about this, I might visit you again, next time I need something physical. But I guess I'm more in the mood for some intellectual lovemaking, right now."
Kanara looked at him for a moment, a bemused smile on her face. Finally she nodded.
"I understand," she said, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Go ahead. I'm sure the love of your life is waiting for you."
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