Title: Getting Into It
Author: Saavant
Contact: saavaant @ yahoo . com
Series: TOS
Rating: A mild [Explicit] for talking about sex
Codes: K,S,Mc, pre-K/S, double drabble.
Part: 1/1
Archive: Sure.
Summary: A silly little 200-word story. Kirk, Spock and McCoy talk about fisting. Inspired by a conversation with Farfalla, and by her challenge to use the phrase "Captain, fisting is illogical."
Note: Farfalla *made* me do it!!
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"Captain, fisting is illogical," said Spock, raising an eyebrow across the dinner table at Kirk, who had just recounted a sexual adventure, and McCoy, who was listening attentively. "I fail to see why humans spend so much time discussing sex, especially such a painful-sounding practice."
"That's 'cause you don't know how fun it can be, with proper safety measures," said McCoy. "If you use enough lubricant and protection, you can get your forearm halfway inside someone."
"And you have done this?"
"A gentleman never tells." McCoy looked smug.
"Well, I can top that," laughed Kirk. "I once had my arm into someone all the way to the elbow."
Spock began gathering his dishes together. "While such prestigious claims are being made," he said dryly, "I would like to announce that I have had my whole body inside someone."
"Very funny," drawled McCoy.
"I am not attempting to be funny," replied Spock, getting up to leave, "and I would like it further known that I remained there for nine entire months."
As Spock walked out, McCoy rolled his eyes. "What are we going to do with him?"
Kirk longingly watched his first officer's backside out of sight. "I have some ideas."
END